Total Medals Earned: 498 (From 91 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,280 Points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (30/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/28 (15/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
( o ) v ( o )
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
???
Medals Earned: 9/11 (175/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/150 points)
Fuck you Nerd
who is reading this shit of description
is just a dream, not big deal
you will need to restart [F5] if you lose...
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (100/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/47 (5/370 points)
Complete Level 006
Complete Level 012
Complete Level 018
Complete Level 024
Complete Level 030
Complete Level 036
Complete Level 042
Complete Level 048
Complete Level 054
Complete Level 060
Complete Level 066
Complete Level 072
Complete Level 078
Complete Level 084
Complete Level 090
Complete Level 096
Complete Level 102
Complete Level 108
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Complete Level 120
Complete Level 126
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Complete Level 138
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Complete Level 150
Complete Level 156
Complete Level 162
Complete Level 168
Complete Level 174
Complete Level 180
Complete Leve 186
Complete Level 192
Complete Level 198
Complete Level 204
Completed Level 210
Complete Level 216
Complete Level 222
Complete Level 228
Complete Level 234
Completed Level 240
Complete Level 246
Complete Level 252
Complete Level 258
Complete Level 264
Complete Level 270
Complete Level 276
Complete Level 282
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Collect the crown.
Collect the flute
Collect the pendant
Collect the hat
Finished the game Princess Fart